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Why
It's Important to Listen Carefully
Osama bin Laden went to heaven and was
greeted by George Washington, who slapped him and yelled, "How
dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"
Patrick Henry then approached and punched
Osama in the nose. James Madison entered and kicked him in the
shin. An angry Thomas Jefferson whacked Osama over the head
with a cane.
The thrashing continued as John Randolph,
James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed
their anger on the terrorist leader.
Suddenly, as Osama lay writhing in unbearable
pain, an angel appeared.
"This is not what you promised
me, "said Osama.
"Come on, Osama," the angel
replied. "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting
for you in heaven."
From the September, 2005 issue of Reader's
Digest
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